Golden Years - Birthday Card

Cover Reads: The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.