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Cheers!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52190307221685,"sku":"12176","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2489\/0293\/files\/Screenshot-2026-01-17-at-3-30-11-PM.png?v=1769295236"},{"product_id":"fly-post-birthday-card","title":"Fly Post - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eINSIDE GREETING: \"Happy Birthday from your biggest follower!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 x 7 inches, \u003cspan\u003ethick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52190308729013,"sku":"105854-1","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2489\/0293\/files\/Screenshot-2025-11-27-at-12-42-03-PM.png?v=1769295286"},{"product_id":"came-first-birthday-card","title":"Came First - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"coverReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCover Reads: For The Record, I Came First.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"insideReads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eInside Reads: Too Bad Your Birthday Only Comes Once A Year.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52190308958389,"sku":"12172","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2489\/0293\/files\/Screenshot-2026-01-17-at-3-23-17-PM.png?v=1769295296"},{"product_id":"no-gravity-birthday-card","title":"No Gravity - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eINSIDE GREETING: \"Have An Uplifting Birthday.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 x 7 inches, \u003cspan\u003ethick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52190313840821,"sku":"105842-1","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2489\/0293\/files\/Screenshot-2025-11-27-at-12-29-07-PM.png?v=1769295399"},{"product_id":"older-and-crankier-birthday-card","title":"Older and Crankier - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eINSIDE GREETING: \"Smile and have a Happy Birthday!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 x 7 inches, \u003cspan\u003ethick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52190320656565,"sku":"105845-1","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2489\/0293\/files\/Screenshot-2025-11-27-at-12-32-46-PM.png?v=1769295470"},{"product_id":"dog-customer-birthday-card","title":"Dog Customer - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eINSIDE GREETING: \"Have a ball on your birthday! 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